porkmagazine:

BORN TO DIE, TO DIE IN THE GUTTER!!! GARBAGE PAIL KIDS! FACES OF DEATH! SKULLS! FLIES! ROACHES! SWORDS! LEMMY! TOUGH BUTTONS FOR TOUGH TIMES!!! WE GIVE IT THE SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL!!! THUMBS DOWN! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

BORN TO DIE, TO DIE IN THE GUTTER!!! GARBAGE PAIL KIDS! FACES OF DEATH! SKULLS! FLIES! ROACHES! SWORDS! LEMMY! TOUGH BUTTONS FOR TOUGH TIMES!!! WE GIVE IT THE SEAL OF DISAPPROVAL!!! THUMBS DOWN! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

EACH BUTTON IS HAND-CRAFTED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION. NO WEAK SHIT, ONLY FULL ON FUCKIN’ BLITZKRIEG BOLLOCKS AGAINST THE SYSTEMS, SQUARES, FUCKIN’ LAME-ASSES & WEINERS. TOTAL FUCKING BUTTONS MAN. FOR THE COOLEST ONLY. ON THE STREETS. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. PUNK ROCK AND ROLL. OLD WAVE OF BRITISH PUNKY METAL TOTAL FUCKIN’ DENIM, LEATHER & CLAD SKELETON WARRIORS AGAINST THE SHIT. TOTAL DRINKING ON THE STREETS. TOTAL OCEANS RISING, CITIES DROWNING, MOTORCYCLES & CHAINSWORDS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

EACH BUTTON IS HAND-CRAFTED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION. NO WEAK SHIT, ONLY FULL ON FUCKIN’ BLITZKRIEG BOLLOCKS AGAINST THE SYSTEMS, SQUARES, FUCKIN’ LAME-ASSES & WEINERS. TOTAL FUCKING BUTTONS MAN. FOR THE COOLEST ONLY. ON THE STREETS. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. PUNK ROCK AND ROLL. OLD WAVE OF BRITISH PUNKY METAL TOTAL FUCKIN’ DENIM, LEATHER & CLAD SKELETON WARRIORS AGAINST THE SHIT. TOTAL DRINKING ON THE STREETS. TOTAL OCEANS RISING, CITIES DROWNING, MOTORCYCLES & CHAINSWORDS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

OH YEAH!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT? BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BUSTING LOOSE & RUNNING WILD!!! ROCKUM! SOCKUM! BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! BODY SLAMMING!!! ROCK AND WRESTLING!!! OFF THE THIRD ROPE HARD ROCKING BUTTONS BEATEN INTO SHAPE IN THE DANK FORGES OF PORKLAND!!! WHEN MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, YOU BETTER FIGHT & WIN!!! 2.25” OF EYE BLISTERING IMAGERY COPIED FROM THE MARGINAL GRAFFITI OF AMERICA’S JUVENILE DETENTION CENTERS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

OH YEAH!!! CAN YOU FEEL IT? BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BUSTING LOOSE & RUNNING WILD!!! ROCKUM! SOCKUM! BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! BODY SLAMMING!!! ROCK AND WRESTLING!!! OFF THE THIRD ROPE HARD ROCKING BUTTONS BEATEN INTO SHAPE IN THE DANK FORGES OF PORKLAND!!! WHEN MIGHT MAKES RIGHT, YOU BETTER FIGHT & WIN!!! 2.25” OF EYE BLISTERING IMAGERY COPIED FROM THE MARGINAL GRAFFITI OF AMERICA’S JUVENILE DETENTION CENTERS!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

porkmagazine:

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

porkmagazine:

SKELETON HEAD ON THE STREETS. 
SKELETON HEAD GONNA GET BEAT. 
SKELETON HEAD WITHOUT BRAIN MEAT. 
SKELETON HEAD AIN’T IT SWEET. 
AM I ALREADY DEAD? I’M A SKELETON HEAD. 
ARE YOU ALREADY DEAD? YOU’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 
DO THEY KNOW THEY’RE DEAD? THEY’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 
SKELETON HEAD. I’M A SKELETON HEAD.
AT THE WORLD INFAMOUS PORK SHOP.

porkmagazine:

SKELETON HEAD ON THE STREETS. 

SKELETON HEAD GONNA GET BEAT. 

SKELETON HEAD WITHOUT BRAIN MEAT. 

SKELETON HEAD AIN’T IT SWEET. 

AM I ALREADY DEAD? I’M A SKELETON HEAD. 

ARE YOU ALREADY DEAD? YOU’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 

DO THEY KNOW THEY’RE DEAD? THEY’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 

SKELETON HEAD. I’M A SKELETON HEAD.

AT THE WORLD INFAMOUS PORK SHOP.

porkmagazine:

SKELETON HEAD ON THE STREETS. 
SKELETON HEAD GONNA GET BEAT. 
SKELETON HEAD WITHOUT BRAIN MEAT. 
SKELETON HEAD AIN’T IT SWEET. 
AM I ALREADY DEAD? I’M A SKELETON HEAD. 
ARE YOU ALREADY DEAD? YOU’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 
DO THEY KNOW THEY’RE DEAD? THEY’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 
SKELETON HEAD. I’M A SKELETON HEAD.
AT THE WORLD INFAMOUS PORK SHOP.

porkmagazine:

SKELETON HEAD ON THE STREETS. 

SKELETON HEAD GONNA GET BEAT. 

SKELETON HEAD WITHOUT BRAIN MEAT. 

SKELETON HEAD AIN’T IT SWEET. 

AM I ALREADY DEAD? I’M A SKELETON HEAD. 

ARE YOU ALREADY DEAD? YOU’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 

DO THEY KNOW THEY’RE DEAD? THEY’RE A SKELETON HEAD. 

SKELETON HEAD. I’M A SKELETON HEAD.

AT THE WORLD INFAMOUS PORK SHOP.

porkmagazine:

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

porkmagazine:

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

porkmagazine:

ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.

porkmagazine:

ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.