THE BEST T-SHIRTS IN THE KNOWN WORLD ARE FOUND AT THE PORK SHOP.
THE BEST EMBROIDERED PATCHES FOR YOUR DENIM BY GOBLINKO AT THE PORK SHOP!!! LOTS MORE COMING! BUY THEM WHILE THEY’RE STILL AVAILABLE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP. IT’S VEST SEASON KIDS. GET KITTED OUT AT THE PORK SHOP.
THEY GAVE THEIR LIVES FOR ROCK&ROLL & FOR THIS WE SALUTE THEM!!! NOW IN SMALLER, MORE DISCREET 1.25” SIZE & SOME OF OUR OTHER POPULAR 2.25” BUTTONS NOW AVAILABLE IN 1.25” SIZE. GET DOWN & GET WITH IT! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
HAVE A DRINK ON PORK!!! REBLOG TO PARTICIPATE.
GO & GITCHERSELF A DRINK TONIGHT! & TOMORROW WHEN YOU’RE PEELING YOURSELF OUT OF BED, ENTER THE CODE “BEER” TO GET FIVE BUCKS OFF YOUR ORDER OF $21 OR MORE, AT THE PORK SHOP!
VISIT PORK SPONSORS FOR YOUR DRINKING NEEDS: THE BARN LIGHT IN EUGENE. ELI’S MILE HIGH CLUB IN OAKLAND. SIZZLE PIE IN PORTLAND & SOON IN EUGENE.
DIG THIS!!! OUR TOP TRASHY TOTEMS RENDERED IN BLOOD RED & MIDNIGHT BLACK. ENTER A WILD WORLD OF CARTOONY CHAOS & SLEAZY CHEESE! A 15” X 20” RADICAL TWO COLOR SCREEN PRINT ON DURABLE CANVAS THAT CAN WORK AS AN INTENSE POSTER FOR YOUR RUMPUS ROOM, CLUBHOUSE, VAN OR WEIRDO PAD, CAN BE CUT UP INTO 20 3”X3” PATCHES FOR YOUR DENIM & WHATEVER ELSE OR SEWN ONTO THE BACK OF YOUR CUT SLEEVES AS A BACK PATCH. PRINTED BY OUR HOMIE REVO AT NOCTURNE. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
MOTHERS! LOCK UP YOUR SONS! THE GIRL GANG IS COMING! OUTLAW GIRLS ON A RAMPAGE! GIRL GANG! JUVENILE DELINQUENTS! GIRL GANG! IS THAT LIPSTICK OR BLOOD? GIRL GANG! LUST CATS OF THE GUTTERS! GIRL GANG! TRASHY PUSSIES ON THE WAR PATH! GIRL GANG! SO EASY TO LOVE! SO HARD TO KILL! GIRL GANG! MINI SKIRTS! BIG HAIR! GIRL GANG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
WHAT AM I DOIN’ AT THIS PARTY? WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE CLOWNS? GODDAMN. THERE’S NO HOT CHICKS HERE EVEN. OH NO, IT’S THAT DUDE. HOPE HIS FRIENDS AREN’T HERE, COULD GET UGLY. WHERE THE HELL IS THE BEER? OH NO, PUNK ROCK KARAOKE BUT THEY’RE SINGING KOKOMO? FUCK. I THOUGHT THIS DUDE WAS DEAD! THIS HOUSE IS SO BORING. WHERE’S THE BEER? EVERYONE’S IN THE KITCHEN, MUST MEAN THE BEER IS NEARBY. EXCUSE ME, I’M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER. EMBROIDERED PATCH. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!
THE BIGGEST & BEST BUTTONS FROM BLITZKRIEG!!! 3.5” BIG. BIG. BIG. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. RAT FINK, HOORAY FOR THE BAD GUYS. RONNIE JAMES DIO. CHARLES MANSON. ELVIRA IN HAIRSPRAY & AMERICAN FURY. MOTORHEAD IRON FIST & THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD. BIG. BOLD. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS FOR YOUR CRANKED UP, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN, HERE COMES TROUBLE, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS LIFESTYLE. SMOKE ‘EM IN THE BOYS ROOM AT THE PORK SHOP!!! HEY! ALSO, I WANNA MAKE SOME NEW BIG BUTTONS. REBLOG THIS & MAKE A SUGGESTION & IF WE MAKE YOUR SUGGESTION WE’LL SEND YOU ONE!
