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GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

porkmagazine:

GRAB YOUR CRAYONS & YOUR HIGH-LITERS & GETS TO COLORING OUTSIDE OF THE LINES ON THE LATEST SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOK!!! 24 PAGES OF CERTIFIED GRADE Z WEIRDO ART SCRATCHED INTO THE SMELLIEST BATHROOMS OF DARKEST CHINATOWN. HAIR. VEINS. LUMPS. GROWTHS. CONTUSIONS. ABRASIONS. POLYPS & ECTOPLASM THROBS & OOZES WITH PLEASURE AS YOU TICKLE IT WITH YOUR COLORING IMPLEMENTS. COLOR THE BOOK IN WITH BODILY FLUIDS TO ATTEMPT DEMONIC SUMMONING! IT COULD & HAS HAPPENED! STUDY THE METICULOUS WEIRDO LINES OF AN ASCENDED MASTER THE WORLD HAS YET TO UNDERSTAND! YEARS OF CAVERNLY DWELLING WILL SHED THEIR ADVANCED UNDERSTANDING INTO YOUR HANDS AS YOU TRACE THE LINES & ENTER ELDRITCH WORLDS HITHERTO YET SLAPPED BY HUMANS SOLES. ADVENTURES FORTH INTO THE WEIRD. AT THE PORK SHOP. WE DO CHICKEN RIGHT. 

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ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.

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ACHTUNG STREET ROCKERS!!! IN A WORLD TEETERING ON THE BRINK OF CHAOS, ONLY BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS GIVE YOU THE BOOST TO TAKE ON THE DEHUMANIZED BUREAUCRATS & THEIR NIGHTMARISH WEB OF THE TECHNO-SYSTEM. EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG. MORE BUTTONS. LESS SQUARES. IN BATTLE THERE IS NO LAW. AT THE PORK SHOP.

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IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

IN THE DARK FUTURE OF 2014, WEIRD LUKE OF THE WASTES OF GOWANUS SLAVES AWAY IN HIS BASEMENT WORKSHOP MAKING INSANE ACTION FIGURES TO POPULATE THE WEIRD WARS OF OUR IMAGINATIONS. WEIRD LUKE HAS ASSEMBLED THIS INCREDIBLE PORKU ACTION FIGURE FOR YOU! A LIMITED RUN OF 20 FIGURES! HANDMADE BY WEIRD LUKE HIMSELF IN GOWANUS, BROOKLY, NYC. 6” TALL. CAST PLASTIC. HAND PAINTED. COMES WITH RADICAL COMBAT KNIFE & BEER ACCESSORIES. YOURS, AT THE PORK SHOP. 

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CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! BUBBLEGUM RED/PINK ON SAPPHIRE BLUE. ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! BUBBLEGUM RED/PINK ON SAPPHIRE BLUE. ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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WINTER IS DRAGGING ON BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. GET IT & WARM UP YOUR WEENIE & SQUIRT SOMETHING IN THE BUNS. 

porkmagazine:

WINTER IS DRAGGING ON BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. GET IT & WARM UP YOUR WEENIE & SQUIRT SOMETHING IN THE BUNS. 

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NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. DISCHARGE PRINT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. 

porkmagazine:

THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. DISCHARGE PRINT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. 

GOBLINKO RELAUNCH FOR 2012. PUTTING THE GOBLIN BACK IN THE GOBLINKO. STRAIGHT OUT OF MORDOR.

GOBLINKO RELAUNCH FOR 2012. PUTTING THE GOBLIN BACK IN THE GOBLINKO. STRAIGHT OUT OF MORDOR.