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THE BIGGEST & BEST BUTTONS FROM BLITZKRIEG!!! 3.5” BIG. BIG. BIG. TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. RAT FINK, HOORAY FOR THE BAD GUYS. RONNIE JAMES DIO. CHARLES MANSON. ELVIRA IN HAIRSPRAY & AMERICAN FURY. MOTORHEAD IRON FIST & THE RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD. BIG. BOLD. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS FOR YOUR CRANKED UP, LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN, HERE COMES TROUBLE, LOCK UP YOUR DAUGHTERS LIFESTYLE. SMOKE ‘EM IN THE BOYS ROOM AT THE PORK SHOP!!!  HEY! ALSO, I WANNA MAKE SOME NEW BIG BUTTONS. REBLOG THIS & MAKE A SUGGESTION & IF WE MAKE YOUR SUGGESTION WE’LL SEND YOU ONE! 

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SMALL (1.25”) SIZZLING BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS, HOT FROM THE GRILL, RIPE, PUGNACIOUS, HARD-HEADED & READY TO ROCK! TIRED OF THE HALL MONITORS OF AMERICA TELLING YOU TO LEAVE YOUR ATTITUDE AT THE DOOR? WEAR YOUR ATTITUDE ON YOUR CHEST & TELL ‘EM TO STICK IT WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE! IN CHINA! AT THE PORK SHOP. WHERE BAD DREAMS CUM TRUE. 

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48 NEW TRASHY TOTEMS TO ADORN YOUR RIPPED & TORN!!! THE KRAZY KARTOON OF PORK IS REVEALED. VULTURES HANG OUT IN THE GRAVEYARD SMOKING WEED. TEENAGERS STAB SLICES OF PIZZA TO INTIMIDATE NERDS. SWAMP MONSTERS ON THE SCENE. LEATHER. SNAKES. SKULLS. WEED. BUBBLEGUM. NIGHT TRAIN. WEAR IT. BE IT. SEE IT. FUCK IT. SUCK IT. SMOKE IT. BUY IT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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FREAK OUT WHILE COLORING IN THESE SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS. 16 PAGES OF ANAL RETENTIVE LINE WORK, THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS SQUARES. LOSE YOURSELF IN A WORLD OF SPAGHETTI, MEATBALLS & CHICKEN FAT. SEAN AABERG COLORING BOOKS!!! MIND BENDING FREAK OUTS OF GROSS MONSTERS, WEIRDOS & CREEPS FOR YOU TO COLOR. 8.5”x5.5” 16 pages. GITTUM WHILE THEY’S HOT. AT THE PORK SHOP. 

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BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS! MEDIUM METAL MASSACRE!!! 2.25” BUTTONS TO BLAST YOUR BRAINS INTO OBLIVION! THE PANZER WURST! BANZAI! SLAYTANIC WEHRMACHT! ALCOHOLICA! METAL UP YOUR ASS! BOLT THROWER SPLATTERING YOUR BRAIN! PUNK & DISORDERLY! ROB HALFORD! LIVE TO LOVE! BLACK LIGHT TIGER! DUNGEON DEMON! BLACK LIGHT PANTHER! AT THE PORK SHOP! SUBTERRANEAN SLEAZE SCRAPED FROM THE BOTTOM OF THE GREASIEST DINER’S TABLES.

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BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BLASTING THEIR WAY INTO YOUR HEART! 1.25” SMALL BUTTONS! MOTORHEAD! WHITE LINE FEVER! METALLICA RIPPER! METAL UP YOUR ASS! IRON FIST! BLACK SABBATH PONDEROUS DEVIL. BLACK SABBATH SKULL & SPIDERS. OZZY OSBOURNE LOOKING CRAZY! OZZY HOWLING AT THE MOON! PINK FLOYD ANIMALS. PIL NIPPON. BLONDIE. BOW WOW WOW (WOW!) OZZY BARKING AT THE MOON. CRAMPS FAN CLUB SKULL. THE PANZER WURST & THE LITTLE GREEN FUCKER. ALL AT THE PORK SHOP. 

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ATTENTION PIZZA & PORK LOVERS!!! A WORD FROM SIZZLE PIE! NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS FOR UNIQUE PIZZA THEMED ARTWORK TO BE USED IN OUR UPCOMING PORK AD!!! WE WANT YOUR MOST INSANE, MOST TOTALLY RIPPER PIZZA RELATED ARTWORK TO USE IN ONE OF THE MOST INSANE, TOTALLY RIPPER PUBLICATIONS IN THE WHOLE DARN COUNTRY, PORK MAGAZINE. WINNER WILL RECEIVE A $100 GIFT CARD TO SIZZLE PIE AND A $100 GIFT CARD TO WHITE OWL SOCIAL CLUB AS WELL AS ALL THE FAME AND ADULATION THAT COMES WITH BEING A PIZZA EATIN ROCK N ROLLER! RUNNER UP PRIZES WILL RANGE FROM HATS, STICKERS, PATCHES, T SHIRTS, A FEATURE ON OUR FACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM POSTS, HUGS, KISSES AND OUR UNDYING GRATITUDE !!! PLEASE SUBMIT IN A PDF FORMAT TO INFO@SIZZLEPIE.COM NO LATER THAN MAY 13TH.

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A WORLD OF HOT & GREASY AMERICAN TRASH CULTURE COMES POURING OUT OF THE GARBAGE DUMPS OF GOBLINKO. THE MEDIUM 2.25” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS WILL ASSAULT THE SENSES OF A WORLD GONE BLAND, TORTURING THE CASTRATED SENSIBILITIES OF A MILLION HALL MONITORS, TAKING NOTES ON YOUR EVERY MOVE. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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EVIL CAT, EVIL GOAT, EVIL TACO, EVIL PUNK ROCK BAND THE EXPLOITED HORROR EPICS, EVIL WHO KILLED SPIKEY JACKET? (WHO KILLED BAMBI?), DEAD CITIES, PUNKS NOT DEAD, SID VICIOUS IS DEAD, OR IS HE? NO MORE MR. NICE GUY, SEZ ALICE COOPER, MOTORHEAD LADS HAVING A LARF, THIS FUCKING WEIRDO BEATNIK GETTING FAR OUT & THIS FUCKING AWESOME TIGER JUNKIES BOOTLEG I DESIGNED, SUPER TUFF. MEDIUM BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. AVAILABLE FROM YOUR FRIENDS AT THE PORK SHOP! 

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