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CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! BUBBLEGUM RED/PINK ON SAPPHIRE BLUE. ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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CHEWIN’ OUT A RHYTHM ON MY BUBBLEGUM!!! SUN IS OUT & I WANT SOME!!! BUBBLEGUM!!! I’M YOUNG, DUMB & FULL OF BUBBLEGUM!!! AAHHHHHH CHEWY!!! CHEWY CHEWY CHEWY!!! I’LL GIVE YA SOMETHIN’ TO CHEW ON!!! DON’T LIKE THE WAY I’M LIVIN’? DON’T WANNA SEE ME ON THE STREET? THINK I’M TALKIN’ TOO LOUD? WELL BLOW ME!!! BUBBLEGUM RED/PINK ON SAPPHIRE BLUE. ART BY NOTORIOUS WEIRDO ARTIST SEAN AABERG. EACH T-SHIRT COMES WITH A MINI BUBBLEGUM COMIX ZINE!!! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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WINTER IS DRAGGING ON BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. GET IT & WARM UP YOUR WEENIE & SQUIRT SOMETHING IN THE BUNS. 

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WINTER IS DRAGGING ON BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? IT’S HOT DOG TIME!!! THE DELICIOUS SMELL OF BACKYARD GRILLING ROUSES THE JUICY WEENIE QUEEN FROM HER SLUMBER!!! SPLASH SOME MUSTARD ON THAT JUICY WEINER!!! OH MY!!! MUSTARD YELLOW ON HOT-DOG RED T-SHIRT. ART BY WEIRDO MASTER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. GET IT & WARM UP YOUR WEENIE & SQUIRT SOMETHING IN THE BUNS. 

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NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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NO MESS. NO FUSS. JUST PURE IMPACT LARGE BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! 3.5 INCHES OF EYE PLEASING GRAPHIC GLARE & PURE PUNK IMPACT!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. DISCHARGE PRINT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. 

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THIS IS A MESSAGE T-SHIRT. HAVE YOU EVER HAD ONE OF THOSE FRIENDS WHO ALWAYS REPORTS BACK TO MOM ABOUT ALL THE KRAZY SHIT YOU’VE BEEN DOING? LIKE THE TIME HERMAN TOOK HIS GRANDPA’S GUN TO SCHOOL, THE ONE WITH THE ORNATE, IVORY HANDLE SO THAT WHEN THE GANGSTERS FROM THE RIVAL MIDDLE SCHOOL CAME TO KILL HIM IN THE BART PARKING LOT HE COULD DEFEND HIMSELF? YOU HAD TO TELL YOUR MOTHER DIDN’T YOU? JESUS CHRIST MAN. DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. OR THE TIME WE WERE MAKING BOMBS & THE MIXTURE STARTED BURNING UNCONTROLLABLY & WE HAD TO STOMP IT OUT BUT SOME OF THE BURNING NAPALM GOT ON YOUR ARM & YOU WERE TOO MUCH OF A WIMP TO JUST DEAL WITH THE BURNS SO YOU WENT & TOLD YOUR MOTHER? REMEMBER THAT? DON’T TELL YOUR MOTHER. I’M LOOKING AT YOU KID, SCARED OF THE WORLD & ITS CONSEQUENCES. YOU CAN EITHER GET IT TOGETHER, OR YOU CAN GO RUNNING TO MOMMY. THIS SHIRT REMINDS YOU OF THE SECRET RULE #13. DISCHARGE PRINT. ART BY WEIRDO FUHRER SEAN AABERG. AT THE PORK SHOP. 

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NEW BUTTONS FOR THE NEW YEAR!!! IN 2014 WE’VE MADE A COMMITMENT TO DOING WHAT WE’VE DONE BEST TIMES 10!!! AS USUAL, PEDAL TO THE METAL, VOLUME CRANKED UP TO 11, NO GUTS, NO GLORY, FLAG WAVING BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BANZAI SPIRIT OF ROCK&ROLL TOTAL WAR AGAINST THE SQUARES, WEINERS, PENCIL NECKS & THEIR ILK. MORE BUTTONS, LESS SQUARES! EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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NEW BUTTONS FOR THE NEW YEAR!!! IN 2014 WE’VE MADE A COMMITMENT TO DOING WHAT WE’VE DONE BEST TIMES 10!!! AS USUAL, PEDAL TO THE METAL, VOLUME CRANKED UP TO 11, NO GUTS, NO GLORY, FLAG WAVING BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS BANZAI SPIRIT OF ROCK&ROLL TOTAL WAR AGAINST THE SQUARES, WEINERS, PENCIL NECKS & THEIR ILK. MORE BUTTONS, LESS SQUARES! EVERY BUTTON A BLITZKRIEG! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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BIG, BARMY, BLITZKRIEG!!! BIG 3.5” BUTTONS TO BOMB THEIR EYES INTO SUBMISSION!!! BIG HARLOCK! BIG DISCHARGE! BIG RUDIMENTARY PENI! BIG BROKEN BONES! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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BIG, BARMY, BLITZKRIEG!!! BIG 3.5” BUTTONS TO BOMB THEIR EYES INTO SUBMISSION!!! BIG HARLOCK! BIG DISCHARGE! BIG RUDIMENTARY PENI! BIG BROKEN BONES! AT THE PORK SHOP.

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EACH BUTTON IS HAND-CRAFTED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION. NO WEAK SHIT, ONLY FULL ON FUCKIN’ BLITZKRIEG BOLLOCKS AGAINST THE SYSTEMS, SQUARES, FUCKIN’ LAME-ASSES & WEINERS. TOTAL FUCKING BUTTONS MAN. FOR THE COOLEST ONLY. ON THE STREETS. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. PUNK ROCK AND ROLL. OLD WAVE OF BRITISH PUNKY METAL TOTAL FUCKIN’ DENIM, LEATHER & CLAD SKELETON WARRIORS AGAINST THE SHIT. TOTAL DRINKING ON THE STREETS. TOTAL OCEANS RISING, CITIES DROWNING, MOTORCYCLES & CHAINSWORDS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

EACH BUTTON IS HAND-CRAFTED TO CRUSH THE COMPETITION. NO WEAK SHIT, ONLY FULL ON FUCKIN’ BLITZKRIEG BOLLOCKS AGAINST THE SYSTEMS, SQUARES, FUCKIN’ LAME-ASSES & WEINERS. TOTAL FUCKING BUTTONS MAN. FOR THE COOLEST ONLY. ON THE STREETS. BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS. PUNK ROCK AND ROLL. OLD WAVE OF BRITISH PUNKY METAL TOTAL FUCKIN’ DENIM, LEATHER & CLAD SKELETON WARRIORS AGAINST THE SHIT. TOTAL DRINKING ON THE STREETS. TOTAL OCEANS RISING, CITIES DROWNING, MOTORCYCLES & CHAINSWORDS. AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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NEW PORK ARMY POSTERS!!! NEW PORK ARMY PATCH!!! YOU SQUEALED, WE LISTENED. IF YOU WANT THE INDIVIDUAL PORK ARMY GEAR CURRENTLY AVAILABLE, YOU CAN GET IT, HERE, NOW, IN THE PORK SHOP. BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE CURRENTLY PORK ARMY.AT THE PORK SHOP.

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3 INCHES OF EMBROIDERED CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!! KAMIKAZE PUϟϟY IS ON THE WAR PATH & NO ONE IS SAFE!!! MEOW!!! HOW MANY LIVES DOES SHE HAVE LEFT? THIS PUϟϟY TAKES A POUNDING & BOUNCES BACK!!! ME-YOW!!! HIϟϟϟϟ!!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

porkmagazine:

3 INCHES OF EMBROIDERED CAT SCRATCH FEVER!!! KAMIKAZE PUϟϟY IS ON THE WAR PATH & NO ONE IS SAFE!!! MEOW!!! HOW MANY LIVES DOES SHE HAVE LEFT? THIS PUϟϟY TAKES A POUNDING & BOUNCES BACK!!! ME-YOW!!! HIϟϟϟϟ!!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!

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UP THE IRONS WITH THESE BIG 3.5” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! RADICAL DEREK RIGGS ART FOR IRON MAIDEN! THE TROOPER!!! ACES HIGH!!! KILLERS!!! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!! BIG HEAVY METAL BUTTONS FOR HEAVY METAL TIMES!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!! 

porkmagazine:

UP THE IRONS WITH THESE BIG 3.5” BLITZKRIEG BUTTONS!!! RADICAL DEREK RIGGS ART FOR IRON MAIDEN! THE TROOPER!!! ACES HIGH!!! KILLERS!!! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!!! BIG HEAVY METAL BUTTONS FOR HEAVY METAL TIMES!!! AT THE PORK SHOP!!!